Let's face it: Yard signs are such a yawn. But the Trump and Biden campaigns are giving voters plenty more ways to show their support, including items you probably never expected to see dragged into a political campaign. We've rounded up some of the most off-the-wall official campaign items for a round of bipartisan mockery.
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The star of the vice-presidential debate wasn't Mike Pence or Kamala Harris, but the fly who spent a solid two minutes perched atop Pence's well-groomed head. The Biden campaign's cheeky nod to the viral moment, this custom-printed fly swatter, sold out quickly.
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Not for nothing, this seems like an odd choice for a campaign that hasn't exactly made mask wearing a priority. But, hey, the camo is cool.
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The most memorable one-liner from the first presidential (er, make that "unpresidential") debate has already made it onto a Biden T-shirt.
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Here's a gift for your favorite right-wing puzzle lover. Just note that it's only 200 pieces, which puts it on par with your kids' stash of Disney puzzles.
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Not only can you grossly overpay for a bottle of hand sanitizer, you can learn all about Biden's plan for battling COVID-19 on the label of this tiny 2-ounce bottle. (Reading glasses not included.)
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Grab your Crayolas and get to work on "16 artistic depictions of our great leader." Shades of orange not required, but highly recommended.
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Own the next round of "my candidate is hotter than your candidate" with this tank top featuring a photo of Joe Biden as a strapping 26-year-old. Just try not to think about the fact that it was taken in the 1960s.
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We're still not exactly sure what the Space Force does, but one thing is for certain: These bumper stickers look way cooler than anything bragging about your honor student.
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Chances are your little one is waiting for their next big diaper explosion, not Joe Biden's inauguration, but this 100% cotton bodysuit is cute nonetheless.
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"Liberal paper straws don't work," so troll your wimpy eco-conscious friends with these proudly plastic (but supposedly still reusable) laser-engraved Trump straws.
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If you don't want to throw down the cash for your own shiny pair of Ray-Bans, maybe these Biden socks with tiny sunglasses will fill the aviator-shaped hole in your heart.
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What better way to mock someone's fragility than with snowflake wrapping paper? Bonus: It says "Merry Christmas," because "Happy Holidays" is for weaklings.
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Pay homage to your favorite everyman's folksy sayings with this set of four buttons. They're even union-printed and made in America — and that's no malarkey!
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Move over, Thomas: It's never too early to climb aboard the Trump train. Each American-made set comes with an engine, train car, and caboose.
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Everyone's favorite Obama-Biden action scene is even better if you slow it down and hum the "Baywatch" theme song, which you can totally do while you rock this classic T-shirt.
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Make your next round of beer pong proudly political with these Trump party cups. They even have double-wall insulation, because only socialists would drink warm beer.
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Is Biden always on your mind? If so, this Willie Nelson shirt is a no-brainer — not to mention the next best thing to a "stoners for Joe" tee. It comes in men's and women's versions.
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Trump says he's got the suburban housewife vote on lock, so put down that clothes iron long enough to show you're all in with these matching "MAGA Mama" and "MAGA Babe" hats. If pink's not your thing, they also come in black.
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If caffeine alone isn't enough to get you going in the morning, surely the sight of a cheerful Biden in his aviators will help. (Main Street diner filled with blue-collar voters not included.)
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Not to put too fine a point on it, but pencils with erasers are for the weak. Show you never make mistakes with these permanent-ink markers, emblazoned with Trump's scrawl — in gold, of course.