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Gifts to Make Them Say, 'Whoa!'

If you've ever met a true Keanu Reeves fan, you know this: They are a truly devoted and sometimes fanatically ardent bunch. They are also a group of people we wouldn't want to disappoint, which is why we poured much time and effort into this roundup of gifts that would be perfect for a superfan. From books to apparel to stuff that'll make her (or him) laugh out loud, here are the very best and most excellent gifts for the Keanuphile in your life. 


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Keanu Reeves Shower Curtain

$38 from Amazon

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Featuring "saint" Keanu cradling a pup, this Sharp Shirter shower curtain will turn any fan's bathroom into a colorful and amusing homage to the actor.


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Keanu Reeves Life Size Cutout

$150 from Amazon

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Imagine the man himself (OK, the closest thing you're going to get to him) standing by the tree on Christmas morning. And, if he or she is more of a long-hair Keanu fan, there's this option, too.

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'Be More Keanu' Book

$14 from Amazon

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The man isn't only beloved for his admittedly gorgeous face — he's also loved for the way he eschews the usual Hollywood-esque behavior that's typical of some of his contemporaries. This book celebrates the beauty inside rather than out. 


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Keanu Reeves Mugshot Sweatshirt

$26 and up from Etsy

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Get a circa-1993 Keanu mugshot on a sweatshirt for you super-fan? Why not! Despite all appearances, he's clearly not perfect (but pretty close). (For the record, the actor was arrested in 1993 for driving under the influence and reckless driving, but never formally charged.)


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'How to Marry Keanu Reeves in 90 Days'

$14 from Amazon

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An Amazon "Editor's Pick" for Best Romance novel, this newly released book tells the story of a woman and her BFF's quest to find Keanu and stop his wedding. Sounds silly, we know, but NPR noted that it's "a rollicking rom-com full of fun, complex characters, laugh-out-loud one-liners and the kind of delicious banter that keeps you smiling from page one to the very end."


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The Legend of Keanu Reeves Vol.1 2022 Wall Calendar

$24 and up from Etsy

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Featuring black and white photos of Reeves, this calendar is almost as sexy and dignified as the man himself.


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'For Your Consideration: Keanu Reeves'

$15 from Amazon

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Another book that celebrates Keanu's inner beauty, this one does so through "five critical essays and fun extras" that cover his career from the 1989 "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" to the "John Wick" franchise.


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'Mentally Dating ...' Crewneck Sweatshirt

$29 from Etsy

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Not only is this sweatshirt amusing, but reviewers say apparel from this Etsy shop is soft, cozy, and great quality.


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An X Artists' Book

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You might not know this, but your Keanu super-fan will: He started his own publishing company, X Artists' Books, in 2017. Releasing "courageous, beautiful books for curious readers," the site currently has about 20 books available for sale. 


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Red Pill or Blue Pill? T-Shirt

$21 from Redbubble

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Harken back to a classic '90s film scene with this "Matrix"-inspired tee. It's available in quite a few styles and sizes small through 3XL.


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John Wick Action Figure

$51 from Amazon

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This 9-inch tall John Wick action figure is based on the second film and even includes a lifelike splatter of blood. 


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'What Would Keanu Do?'

$15 from Amazon

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With a subtitle that reads, "Personal Philosophy and Awe-Inspiring Advice from the Patron Saint of Whoa," this humor-laden book promises to help solve problems "by applying the philosophical lessons espoused by Reeves (or one of his films)."


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Keanu Reeves Sweetheart Necklace

$12 from Etsy

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Perfect as a simple gift or stocking stuffer, this necklace features a brass pendant with KR's name stamped on, tied to a 24-inch pink wax linen thread. It's as cute and understated as the man himself. 


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Keanu Reeves Pillow

$20 and up from Etsy

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Well, how else is she going to practice making out with the longtime actor if she ever meets him? Not much else to say, but we will add that out of the (many) Keanu pillows available on the internet, this one has the best photo. 


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